In keeping with the friday beaver theme it occurred to me that the reason so many on the right are angry and ranting wild machinations is that they are sexually frustrated. It all makes perfect sense if you look at it closely. No sex outside of marriage,no sex before marriage, no self sex, and just how many head aches can a women have? They might as well live in a monastery except that we know that behind closed doors it's another story. With a nice expense account or corporate buddies with jets what's to stop a fellow from a jaunt to South America? Too far to go you say? How's about a nice intern or sexy campaign worker will do in a fix. Oh but why stop there when there are far more kinky things to delve into? A night out at a lesbian bondage club with the boys won't hurt anybody but don't forget to finish your speech on family values for the Rotary Club breakfast tomorrow.
So for all the flustered uptight boys from the "No Party" this wet beaver is for you. You just keep your hands where we can see em.
Update: Almost forgot bank fails 6 more this week 3 in GA 1 each in NJ,OH,and WI.
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Appearances. Studies have shown that porn purchasing is pretty even throughout the land, and I believe Utah was in the top five. Everyone's banging on the side, atheist, Jesusfreak, you name it. Funny to watch politicians spout this faux moral crap to rubes who publicly eat it up while doing the same thing as the politicians.
Everyone admit that you've got lust in your heart and we can move on to important issues such as when will the Browns ever get a real team?
Somebody should convince Republicans that procreation is a sin; they'd go the way of the Shakers.
That's funny sounds like you have them pegged there. I wonder where the tan man fits in there? He certainly looks sexually frustrated.
Read somewhere that Republican states have higher divorce rates and unwed mother rates than blue states.
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh ... ice posting guy ... you hit the nail on the head ... folk's are so uptight about sex ... especially what other do sexually. The morality bthing is another joke, just like marriage for same sex or anything. Although sex play's a major role in my life (for entertainment only) ... it is something I hardly post anyhting about. But yeah dude ... folk's are really freaked out on that shit man. :)
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