Maybe he could hire Martha Stewart to show him how to make woodland animals out of the prison soap. Or how about decorating your cell with navel lint? Any suggestions?
Even IF the judge gives him the two years, he'll be out in about a year and a half. Maybe he could hire a yoga coach and do the time 'standing on his head'.
Even IF the judge gives him the two years, he'll be out in about a year and a half. Maybe he could hire a yoga coach and do the time 'standing on his head'.
ReplyDeleteHe definitely needs firearms training.
ReplyDeleteA prison coach? LOL! Sounds like easy money. I'm soooo in the wrong racket :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, send that bitch to Mexico.
ReplyDeleteNot to change the subject, but guess who won a card at my site. Yeah. Sorry 'bout that.
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How about firearms safety. I still laugh every time I think of the idiot shooting himself in the leg. Thank God he didn't hurt anyone else!
ReplyDeleteHe could make ornaments out of used shivs.
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