Come on baby light my fire

Is it me or is it getting warm around here. Greece has a financial fire and Europe wants to put it out with buckets of money. The Gulf has a massive oil spill so we'll just set it on fire. Drill baby drill..."oops ya got it all over me" says mother nature. How perverse no? And who is going to light that cross on fire in the Mojave National Preserve? You know they want to. Fire hazard high in northern Minn. How's that climate change working for you? Nah, must be a fluke.

So fire it up or you'll get fired. Hey I just don't have the motivation because I'm just one of those lazy unemployed that'd rather sit here and watch soaps all day. Hey can I have your six figure salary Lt. Gov. so I can sit on my ass and tell those out of work what slackers they are? Oh I thought not. Because once you did get a job they'd expect you to actually produce something. Something you haven't done in years. Line them all up and light them on fire I say. We'll make today fire day. Just a taste of the hereafter for you religious guys. You guys seem to like fire and brimstone.

How about a wall of fire on the southern border? Nobody gets in and nobody gets out. And like musical chairs those seated get to keep their seats. Any criminals would be put on a nest of fire ants or given the option to fight forest fires in the west.

And if it wasn't bad enough homeless are being set on fire. Life's hard enough without being under fire.
Haven't seen any fireflies lately. Must be extinct.

Put a fire under your butt or fire up a butt or just fire one up. There's no more fire in the belly.

Now have I covered this firey subject well?