I just had one of those bizarre thoughts buzz through the old grey matter that make one laugh. With greedy CEOs and and self serving government cronies a thought came to me. Why not insource these positions just as they do to us? We could get Apu who's great experience at running the Kwik E Mart would be an asset to running GM. There's those Cuban mechanics who've been maintaining old 40s and 50s U.S. cars for what fifty plus years now? How much more efficient can you get than that? Think of all the money we could save on salaries and bonuses. Sorry Mr. CEO we cancelled your golden parashute and we have you're replacement here. You won't mind showing him the ropes before you leave. And the new guys would feel like kings coming from near third world countries.
We could do the same for government. Take all those dictators we've been supporting and stick them in Washington. Imagine what that process would do for their psyche. Overwhelmed with lobbyists and special interest groups they'd be forced to hire image make over consultants. This would be far better than a coup or any type of torture we could dream up.
That's a monkey brain dessert up there by the way... Mmmmmm
5 comments:
interesting thought!
sorry to hear about the work situation! yeah many people have been affected by the econimic crisis, but I would also think that you are in a business where it should be easy to find work, because not to many people got the balls to do it.
anyway, have you thought of doing cleaning? actually depending on which company you work for, it can be very close to what you've been doing so far - no kidding!
I did however like the table dancer-idea...!
Looks like dinner at the Club for Growth.
Don't know if this will help but I'll keep an ear out for ya on the work front.
Thanks all.
"Overwhelmed with lobbyists and special interest groups they'd be forced to hire image make over consultants. This would be far better than a coup or any type of torture we could dream up."
That speaks volumes lol.
God imagine that, hehe...food for thought.
You do realize a number of corporations have brought people in from other countries to be top executives and even CEOs.
David Aquarius wrote: "Looks like dinner at the Club for Growth."
Good one! Best laugh of the day.
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