Alas I can't call it writers block but more news burn out. I wanted to do a post about zombies and beavers but after looking up zombie beaver in the urban dictionary I realize that that would just not fit.
Randal in his latest post mentions the zombie invasion and that the Germans are not prepared. Little does he know that we're getting prepared with the Zombie Defense Initative. This initative is important to homeland secutrity in giving proper preperation and instructions on eliminating zombies (remember you can't kill em their already dead). We need to be vigilent in spotting the tell tale signs of zombieism. Things like teabagger gatherings and people wearing three corner hats spouting off about the wonders of Glenn Beck (I thing he's one of those crying zombies). A simple test is to ask when they actually fact checked their morning dose of Fox News. That's a good indicator. Do they winch when you say the words "public option"? Another good sign. Should you find yourself cornered by one don't panic. Look them dead in the eyes and shout "They reserected Ronnie and he'll give you another tax cut and I think I just saw him walking down the street! You better hurry!" Works every time.
Now I'll have to think of something snarky for mummys, werewolves and vampires. It is getting to be that time of year you know.
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Well I'm going to Port Townsend in the morning and the rest of the world can go to hell for all I care. At least at the grand ball tomorrow night there will be plenty of cleavage to admire and dance with.
Watch out Billy I think Stella likes you.
Really? I did not get the impression that she even wanted to go camping with me, let alone wrap her hand around my dick.
This is where we differ, I don't care about medical bills, I don't even much bother with doctors and health care anymore, guess I never did.
I mostly just care about my next experience.
Are you saying the Nazis are working on an army of vampires?
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