Side show Bob

Gets his two minutes of fame by claiming it was he and he alone that caused Obama to produce his birth certificate. Wonder if the Donald required his barber to produce certifications before placing scissors to hair? Inquiring minds want to know.
And while the circus continues, we all know the show must go on, hundreds if not thousands fall out of the safety net known as unemployment insurance. Oh but I forgot that's an entitlement as if that were some dirty word. Hey clowns, that's what entitlement means, you pay for something therefore you are entitled to it. I guess that's true unless you're middle class or poor then it's give me your money and you get nothing in return. All sales final, no COD s, void only when we say it's void.
Yet this birther thing is just another example of smoke and mirrors to direct your attention away from the plan to steal your medicare and gut social security. Where's the money going you might ask? If it were to balance the budget or pay off the national debt and that was your guess then you get the prized Golden Stiffy award for today. (Tim you really need to bring that back it was a winner) Oh no those of the party of greed have more nefarious plans for your hard earned bucks. Seems they need another vacation home in the Bahamas because the first one is either too small or maybe one is just not enough. Or perhaps the giant Ponzi scheme know as Wall Street can't keep up the image. Haven't we seen this just one too many times to not know the outcome? Shall I refresh your memory? Not exactly sure of the order but Savings and Loans, gold, internet/tech, housing, banks, oil, gold, oil (yes I know I said oil and gold twice but they've happened/ing twice). And we all know what goes up must come down but not until some computer program has sliced off a nice profit before the bubble burst and woe be to him without a chair when the music stops because it sure hurts when your life savings is gone to some smart ass greedy Wall Streeter who uses a computer that's faster than anything you can afford.

But I digress the show goes on as the clowns are pigging the stage and the pick pockets need not even place their greasy hands in your pocket. They have your bank account number. Hell they run the bank and the rules are now all on their side.