Monday, May 2, 2011

News you can use or not

Osama Bin Laden is dead.
You watch Palin will be reporting that Obama is dead. When corrected she'll sound like Emily Latella of SNL "Well never mind".
Lem me see they've been sitting on this info for about a week now. Nothing like diverting the attention away from lack of work,workers rights, safety rules and the gutting of most agencies that protect us.

Pope John Paul gets the beauty treatment. Wasn't he the one who overlooked the pedophile scandal? And didn't he put his pants on one leg at a time just like the rest of us? Oh that's right he wears a dress.

And yet again the Seapigs go for the cheap. They give up the first round draft picks for 5th and 7th round picks. Can you say losers?

Today's word for the day: Doctrinaire - to impose a doctrine without regard to practical considerations. Sounds like the Ryan health care plan to me.

Hoisted by ones' own petard: We bomb Japan with atomic bombs in WWII then later sell them shoddy nuclear reactors in the 70s. When the reactors fail after an earthquake, radiation is headed our way possibly killing thousands. Ah the irony of it all. Forget the milk eat cheese it's safer.

5 comments:

S.W. Anderson said...

Good observation on the irony of Japan's radiation heading this way. However, Velveeta on my bowl of Special K with red (alleged) berries doesn't appeal at all.

I seem to have survived the strontium-90 milk of my childhood, so three or four half-bowls of this stuff shouldn't do me in before my second childhood sets in.

I hope. ;)

Demeur said...

Doesn't a large bowl of cheese curls appeal to you in the morning?
Okay okay just don't go for the gamma groat clusters. They're deadly.

Randal Graves said...

You bunch of pansies. I eat raw uranium. Still haven't figured out what to do with these extra six arms.

BBC said...

Pope John Paul gets the beauty treatment.

It's beatification, not beautification, but I can go with the beautification, just put some lipstick on his mouth and shove a cock in it.

The Blog Fodder said...

Re radiation - what goes around, comes around?