Oddities of the English language and other peculiarities

I'm being eaten alive.
(Far better than being eaten dead I must presume)

The word salads of Sarah Palin defy logic.
So Paul Revere was going to warn the British?
Love to see her go up against a fifth grader in any contest of intellect.

News media is all over the Weiner showing his wiener story.
Ooo not of the family values crowd who seek out hookers and cover up trysts in South America? Hey at least he wasn't going after underage male senate pages. What a pecksniffian lot they are. Now look that that one up in your Funk and Wagnells. Come to think of it more than half the families in this country aren't families. Wrap that one around your logic circuits.

And lastly I must say the British have a far better mastery of the language than its' bastard children American offspring. But we do have more fun at butchering meaning and context.

More when I can think of it. Now it's back to what war or conflict around the world to take your mind off the fact that with no job you won't be able to retire? I've lost track.