Tuesday, May 8, 2012

News you can't use and could probably care less about


(Doing the samba in Finland?)

Sometime the news juxtaposition is just bizarre. They say truth is stranger than fiction. From yesterday's headlines:

South Korea seizes capsules made with dead babies.
Secret pork recipe worth $1.8 million?


Humm? If peanut oil comes from peanuts and soy oil comes from soy beans then where does baby oil come from? And do we really want to know what's in that secret pork recipe? Hope it's not from Rays'.

California seller of suicide kits sentenced for tax offense
What's that about death and taxes?

motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.
Wonder what the fine is for hanging a vagina from the back bumper?

Did farting kill the dinosaurs?
I swear I didn't make this one up.

Vacuum robot is trilingual, knows witty dialect
Just what I need a smart ass vacuum cleaner. Do the samba with your rumba.

Worker jumps into vat of acid to save colleague
I've done some dangerous things in my life but I'd have second thoughts on this one.

Too lazy to blog.

11 comments:

BBC said...

It's one weird planet, yes?

BBC said...

That is, it's become a weird planet, and the internut is helping make it even more weird.

Demeur said...

Well welcome to the club Billy.

Randal Graves said...

That's FAMOUS Ray's.

Jumping into a vat of acid to save a colleague? To save Tony Iommi, maybe.

BBC said...

You'll find 4 Dinners here

The spam you got from him came through his old email address that was hacked.

His new email address is fourdinners at mail.com. You know how to change the at part, if I used it here the hackers would find it with their trolling programs, fucking hacking cocksuckers.

S.W. Anderson said...

"Wonder what the fine is for hanging a vagina from the back bumper?"


You're talking about godfearing, gun-loving, conservative Republican country, boy. A state where the Republican majority thought Newt Gingrich was the best bet for president. So there wouldn't be a fine for hanging a vagina off the rear bumper, any more than strapping a dead deer over the hood would result in a fine during deer season. Either would be looked on as a sort of sportsman's trophy.

harry said...

Jaysus K Rist it just keeps gettin' fucking better, aye?

I guess we won't be seeing Lindsey getting married this weekend then huh?

Takes a hell of a man to jump dick deep in to a vat of acid to fish a another monkey out.

Must be a reaction, there is no TIME to think.

Only vat of acid I'd ever jump in to would be lysergic; 25

Put on that VooDoo Chile' and pass the sugar, sugar.

Looks like a good clear sky after that all day blow here yesterday.

EAT SOME RICH FOR BREAKFAST.

harry said...

Jaysus K Rist it just keeps gettin' fucking better, aye?

I guess we won't be seeing Lindsey getting married this weekend then huh?

Takes a hell of a man to jump dick deep in to a vat of acid to fish a another monkey out.

Must be a reaction, there is no TIME to think.

Only vat of acid I'd ever jump in to would be lysergic; 25

Put on that VooDoo Chile' and pass the sugar, sugar.

Looks like a good clear sky after that all day blow here yesterday.

EAT SOME RICH FOR BREAKFAST.

BBC said...

It's a good day to start drinking early.

The Blog Fodder said...

The only thing headlines like that do is to make one less doubtful of one's own sanity.

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