Spin.... wash rinse repeat

                                  

I swear we need a translator for the news these days. I'll step into the role for a moment and show you what I mean.

North Korea threatens nuclear strike against 'aggressors'

(No they're just ticked because they're losing more handouts from China and Kim  Jung doesn't know what else to do. Got to keep your people on high alert and afraid. (See yesterdays post) ) And we have enough fire power to make the rubble bounce and they know it.

Political skill of the first order

Rand Paul demonstrated in his filibuster of John Brennan exactly why he is a formidable force....

(No he just demonstrated how a senator is full of hot air and can flap his gums for hours on end once again proving how useless congress truly is.) Anyone else caught doing that on a job would be cleaning out their desk.

Jobless claims in US unexpectedly fall to a six week low

(No the seasonal work is all over and with the sequester nobody is buying anything.)

Kenyan Shilling rebounds from plunge on Manual vote count switch

(Never trust computers it's how Bush won at least one election. And now they want to have cars run totally by computers? With the GPS systems we have you're liable to land up in the ocean.)

Obama to lunch with Ryan after dinner with GOP senators

(Wonder if Ryan will sit at the little table like we did as kids at thanksgiving?)

Study: States strict on gun laws, fewer gun related deaths

(Blows holes (pun intended) in LaPierre's thinking. And one can only hope he'll have an accident while cleaning his gun proving once again that he who lives by the sword (er gun) will die by it.)