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G8 summit: live updates

As if we'd get any real information out of such meetings. We'll have to get it all from the NSA to hear what really happened.

McCaskill backs Clinton for president

Obama isn't less then six months into his term and they're already carving up the power seat. Nothing like waiting before the corpse is even cold to divvy up the estate.

End of the war in Afghanistan?

Don't bet the ranch on that one and even if we leave the end result will be a civil war between drug lords. Let's face facts. Afghanistan never really was a country and probably will never be one.

Lil Wayne steps on the American Flag

Big deal it's better than Bush and Cheney who wiped their butts with it along with the constitution.

G-8 (again?) turns focus to clampdown on tax dodging

Believe that when you see it. This "summit" is made up of only 8 of the worlds wealthiest countries. You can bet some green backs will be traveling after this thing gets done if they haven't already. And I guess were number one when it comes to cheating.

One article says "Consumer prices edge higher" while another says "inflation remains tame." 

Okay then which is it? Can't have it both ways. There isn't any such thing as a little bit pregnant.

Lastly we have

Temper tantrums are now considered a mental disorder.
 No for real? They now classify a kids fit because he didn't get candy at the check out as "disruptive mood disregulation disorder". And I'm sure big Pharma just has the right med for that and don't forget junior will need to be on it the rest of his life. Sheesh!