Friday, January 3, 2014

Friday Pussy Mortality figures edition



Happy New Year now let the death and destruction continue! 
Snow blasts the northeast killing 9. Four shot dead in Cairo as clashes continue throughout the country. Iraqi security forces kill 62 suspected Al-qaida militants. Unearthed WWII bomb explodes in Hamburg, Germany killing at least one. Record low temperatures set in Green Bay, Wis. at minus 18. ( Let's wait to see how many that will kill). Three people dead as police turn on striking Cambodian garment workers. Car bomb blasts Beirut yesterday at least 5 dead.
And what tale of mayhem would be complete without the usual drive by shooting, drunken car rage rampage or love triangle vendetta but I leave those generic incidents to the back pages of the weekly rag's police reports. No mass murders to be seen there. And nothing to celebrate this new year. Maybe we can take solace in the fact of knowing that the old year is gone and good riddance to it. Zero out the calculator Mr. bean counter this is the start of a new year and it looks like you have your work cut out for you. You may not be able to keep up with the body count when this year ends. It sure got off to a good start.

Bank fails later....

2 comments:

BBC said...

I have been train wreck sick since Monday, the nice thing about that is that you don't give a shit about all the other stupid shit going on out there. Other than that it really sucks, figure I will be sick for another week.

billy pilgrim said...

all in all 2013 was a good year to me.