Gadaffy's on the run (or however you spell his name). The clown circus continues, but wait. Stop everything there's naked pictures of Scarlett Johansson on the web. Stop the presses. Hold all my calls. Stop what you're doing and check out the "cheeks" and "chest". Call the FBI. Notify the CIA. Somebody leaked the photos. And just who'd take such lewd photographia? Oops that's right it was her. Hey babe if you don't want photos in the inertubes of your bod then don't take them in the first place. I'd post myself au natural but all they could be used for is for scaring the rats out of the basement. But with my luck I just might end up with a rat fan club.
Oh well must hit the sheets. Hope you found this just the bit titillating. Now back to your regularly scheduled mundane lives.
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TITillating, you say?
With WHAT exactly, were you hitting the sheets after seeing her naked ? ;-)
Who was it said that there is no such thing as bad publicity? Slow day, leak naked pictures of yourself, then call the cops.
This is why if you plan on turning your house into a nudist camp, you put down the phone & pick up Ye Olde Tyme Digitall Daguerreotyping Contraption.
psssst -- you got a link to those Scarlett Johanssen pictures?
psssst -- you got a link to those Scarlett Johanssen pictures?
Yeah, asshole, don't be so lazy, provide links.
There's few such pictures of me out there also I suspect, but I don't give a rats ass.
Well, a few women on the internut may be in possession of a few of them, but maybe they haven't posted them anywhere, as I haven't theirs.
I make it clear that if they post my pic's that I'll post theirs.
Hey guys, don't you know how to use Google?!?
Hey guys, don't you know how to use Google?!?
Yeah, but why should we have too?
It's not like I want to see pictures of her that fucking much.
Yuck yuck you got the joke I see.
Pics not that much of a turn on so I hit the sheets with one worn out body.
Fodder don't get any ideas. We've seen your passport photos. We could use them to scare the bats out of the attic.
Graves I couldn't hold still for that long and would need a brace.
Tom what do I look like TMZ?
Billy that's funny coming from a guy who emails naked photos to everybody.
Got the joke? No link? WTF?
Get a good night's rest.
And you can't post a fucccking LINK for cryin' out loud?
...er, NEVERMIND!
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