Round up the usual suspects

Capt. Renault, "Well Ricky this is another fine mess you've gotten us into."
Rick, "Sorry just couldn't afford the new carry on luggage fees."
Capt. Renault,"Should have used Expedia dot com."
Rick, "They won't book flights to Kabul." "Have to take a camel to get to Islamabad."
Capt. Renault,"Ricky, avoid the U.S. embassies along the way. I hear they're quit dangerous now."
Rick,"No biggy most of them are burned and empty now." What was all the fuss about anyway?"
Capt. Renault, " A certain vulgar film slipped out on the web. Well actually just a few short clips."
Rick,"No you got that all wrong pal. It was the rumors."
Capt Renault, "Rumors? What rumors?"
Rick, "There were rumors they were going to cancel "American Idol"."
Capt. Renault, "Oh you'll pay for that one Ricky.""Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."

A Sunday funny I hope.