Saturday, August 8, 2015

Friday Beaver - Comb over




(Couldn't find a beaver shot with a Trump hair cut so this 'll have to do.)

Hola from the Donald

What do you mean you're not thugs, drug smugglers, rapists and murders? Thought everybody knew that.  We'll just build a wall, maybe electrify it and slap in a mote with alligators. All built by Mexicans to boot.

Let us not forget to throw grandma off her Social security because you know Wall Street needs even more money to lose in that grand poker game they call the market place. 

Health care? Who needs health care? Are there no prisons? Are there no work houses? We'll just replace that with yet another terrific plan but I can't tell you what that is because we haven't invented it yet. We'll have to consult with our insurance backers and lobbyists.

And taxes - who doesn't hate paying taxes unless it's those at the very top of the heap who can afford to pay an accountant or two to avoid paying even a nickel. Millions in profits and not a cent going to pay for the infrastructure that they used to make it. That's fair right?

Ah women - I'll Insult them all I want because I have that trophy wife stashed away and she won't say a word after I forced her into signing that prenup. 

I love hispanics and blacks. I think everybody should own one, just don't rent to them they might tarnish the Trump brand.

I'll bring jobs back to America ( As soon as I can get the wages in Asia even lower) Over here we'll just get rid of the EPA and all those nasty laws that protect our water and air. Doesn't everybody use bottled water to shower with? Thought everybody did.

Education - We'll just eliminate the K thru 12 requirement and make charter schools for those who can afford it because after all what jobs are left? And anyway you can't tear them away from their phones long enough to teach them anything.

Now everybody shut up while I get back to looking at a cheap land deal in Puerto Rico. Build a world class hotel I'll call it the Trump Cha Cha Cha. It'll be *UGE. 

(Take note of how many times Trump uses the term "I" or "me" in his speeches and never "us" or "we". A definite indication of a sociopath. Would love to hear from a professional in the mental health field about what they think of him.) 


Bank fails when I think of it.  
No fails this week carry on. 

3 comments:

billy pilgrim, knight of the woeful countenance. said...

i find the donald to be less irritating that the candidates courting the religious right vote. any dimwit who has to say a prayer before making a decision should be locked away in an asylum.

BBC said...

I've been reading Going Rouge, damn interesting book and she was a damn good governor with the right ideas until national politics and the press had her for lunch. I don't agree with her god bullshit but would now vote for her for president.

Demeur said...

Billy that's because the Donald has only one god, money. That is when he isn't too busy looking in the mirror admiring himself.

Hahahaha Billy you actually think she wrote that book? And the only newspapers she reads are the ones she wraps fish in. The girl changed colleges more often than I change my socks.