Monday, July 15, 2013

Monday morning mixed nuts

Some of the pilots names from that Asiana flight were released the other day they are according to KTVU : Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow. It's suspected that the individual in charge of the tele prompter was named Simpson.

Some pearls of wisdom (don't know exactly where these came from but they're good.)

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Change is inevitable...except from vending machines.

Don't sweat petty things...or pet sweaty things.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 


The Blog Fodder said...

Amen, Brother, and pass the hat!

Tom Harper said...

Mankind's only purpose is to serve as a testing ground for breeding stronger and stronger bacteria.

Demeur said...

Thought the horse ate the hat.

Thought it was rats Tom. We seem to be able to cure rats of just about everything. Humans not so much.

Randal Graves said...

Naked people have a profound influence on society. How many man-hours are siphoned away from our Red China-busting GNP each year due to interwebs porn?

billy pilgrim said...

i quite enjoyed those chinese names and was able to gain a better understanding of the chinese culture.