Friday, December 12, 2008

The beaver is in hibernation so here's one for Billy


BBC said...

Boy, do I ever wish that was me.

BBC said...

Ah hell, who am I kidding, I would just drive her more bat shit crazy and not get any anyway.

BBC said...

As soon as I got to the word gospels I started losing interest, fiction offends me.

I do know that he didn't get along with his mother very well. And he dreamed up a lot that simply wasn't true.

Actually, he very likely was a little asshole.

And I don't believe any of the stories about his so called miracles.

He made wine, bitched a lot, fabricated a lot of bullshit, and screwed Mary a lot.

And others after him fabricated a lot more bullshit. End of story.

I do believe that Jesus and Mary had a spiritual connection, that they could look into each others eyes during sex.

"Hey, Jesus, wanna screw?" "You bet hon." "Get it up, get it in, get it on, but don't mess up my hair-dooooo."