Thursday, April 1, 2010
The fools of April
Watch out big brother is watching you.
The judge hammering his gavel passes your sentence. " I give the defendant his choice. He may serve out the remaining days of his life in one of the following places: Cleveland, Pittsburgh or any rural town in Texas." All sentences final void where prohibited.
And now back to our concious state and the rest of the news. Those fine warriors of refuse will not be walking the picket lines today at least not yet as the union and management finish their agreement. In an interview last night a customer was heard saying "thank god at least now it won't smell like Broklyn here".
On the pollitical front it was discovered that the republican group The Young Eagles ( the ones into kinky lesbian sex shows) had other outings planned. They must really be into sex and violence as their next outing was to be at a Blackwater training camp however after the Voyeur club thing their field trips have been put on hold for now. Makes you wonder what other little titilating side trips they had before this.
And after eight years it has finally been determined that the wire taps of the Bush administration were in fact illegal. This of course will not prevent the NSA and others to keep spying on us so watch what you say and write. I just wonder how they'll keep all the copies of all the emails, web page changes, phone conversations etc. Maybe that's why they refuse to give up Ucca mountain for nuclear waste storage.
Now if you find any typos or spelling errors in this consider that I'm still asleep but then again I never was that great at spelling. Is that coffee I smell?