Tuesday, July 5, 2011

I need more sleep

A fifth on the fourth
might get you ten
in the state pen

See I'm a poet and didn't know it
My feet are longfellows.

The strange thoughts that go through ones' mind on a Monday morning
Hey this isn't Monday
Boy is this going to be a screwed up week

And now for a little fractured history.
Paul Revere was riding his horse to warn the Germans of the D Day invasion.
Did I say Germans?
I must have meant Hessians
But he was supposed to send the message not to take our guns away.
Because people in Montana wouldn't like that you know.
And John Wayne beat Santa Anna at the Alamo and that's the reason all Americans celebrate
Cinco d Mayo you know.

And now for the bonus question Ms. Palin.
What was the color of George Washington's white horse?
Oh that's easy replies Palin it was multicolor just like the many newspapers I read.

Hey but you're not running for any office Palin.
"Well no I'm not running so the American people don't have to run because who wants to be a lame duck after taking office?"

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Laugh at the dimbo at your own peril Mr DeMeur.


Be afraid; be very afraid.

Bustednuckles said...

Believe it or not, I was actually sober for the Fourth and put up a post that people now want to know just who I am because I did not use one single cuss word.

BBC said...

Last night I went to sleep as soon as my head hit the pillow, and I didn't wake up until 8 AM this morning, sweet.

BBC said...

Believe it or not, I was actually sober for the Fourth and put up a post that people now want to know just who I am because I did not use one single cuss word.

So, you're hoping to draw so called christians to your blog that are offended by swear words?

Fuck that.

Randal Graves said...

I miss Fractured Fairy Tales. Embrace insomnia, sir.

S.W. Anderson said...

A fifth in our Evergreen State is so heavily taxed and expensive, the powers that be ought to put anyone who's inebriated but hasn't done any actual harm up in a nice motel for the night.