A fifth on the fourth
might get you ten
in the state pen
See I'm a poet and didn't know it
My feet are longfellows.
The strange thoughts that go through ones' mind on a Monday morning
Hey this isn't Monday
Boy is this going to be a screwed up week
And now for a little fractured history.
Paul Revere was riding his horse to warn the Germans of the D Day invasion.
Did I say Germans?
I must have meant Hessians
But he was supposed to send the message not to take our guns away.
Because people in Montana wouldn't like that you know.
And John Wayne beat Santa Anna at the Alamo and that's the reason all Americans celebrate
Cinco d Mayo you know.
And now for the bonus question Ms. Palin.
What was the color of George Washington's white horse?
Oh that's easy replies Palin it was multicolor just like the many newspapers I read.
Hey but you're not running for any office Palin.
"Well no I'm not running so the American people don't have to run because who wants to be a lame duck after taking office?"