Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Beware of the deadly cantaloupe
Just when you thought it was safe to come out from killer hurricanes or tornadoes and the zombie apocalypse is not yet upon us we have the attack of the killer cantaloupes. Worse than a republican throng. More disgusting than a republican in a thong the loupes have made their way causing destruction and mayhem in their path.
"I know says candidate Rick Perry, we'll cut more regulations because the cantaloupe producers need more money and their taxes are just too high." (Discretely holding his hand around his mouth and phone so as no one can overhear) Perry discusses the next lobbyist donation. "Hey that's not enough. I'm no cheap whore you know. Five G's couldn't buy off a senate aide pal!"
Stay tuned for more adventures of the clown circus. Will the fat man join the race? Give him the crown just one more time and he just might join the race. Qualifications? Qualifications? We don't need no stinking qualifications.