Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Beware of the deadly cantaloupe

Just when you thought it was safe to come out from killer hurricanes or tornadoes and the zombie apocalypse is not yet upon us we have the attack of the killer cantaloupes. Worse than a republican throng. More disgusting than a republican in a thong the loupes have made their way causing destruction and mayhem in their path.
"I know says candidate Rick Perry, we'll cut more regulations because the cantaloupe producers need more money and their taxes are just too high." (Discretely holding his hand around his mouth and phone so as no one can overhear) Perry discusses the next lobbyist donation. "Hey that's not enough. I'm no cheap whore you know. Five G's couldn't buy off a senate aide pal!"

Stay tuned for more adventures of the clown circus. Will the fat man join the race? Give him the crown just one more time and he just might join the race. Qualifications? Qualifications? We don't need no stinking qualifications.


Randal Graves said...

Damn Uzbek plot! You'll never destroy America, we're doing just fine by ourselves!

S.W. Anderson said...

George W. Bush lowered the bar spectacularly. Now, any idiot can credibly say, "If W could do it, I can do it too." And, if that idiot has a southern drawl/Texas twang as he says it, and if he invokes some thinly veiled references that make fundamentalist Christians get the all overs, he's probably going to be the next jughead entrusted with the power to screw things up even worse and for even longer into the future.

BBC said...

Don't need any stinking permits either.

Like I've been saying for years, just cover your own ass.

Demeur said...

Where do you think the rethuglicons got the idea?

And just wait till the religious right gets thrown under the bus again after the elections.

Cover my ass? Soon we won't even be able to afford TP to do that. Does Sears still send out catalogues?

BBC said...

Public restrooms are well stocked with TP. Stock up with it now before the rush.

BBC said...

Helen and I have collected enough napkins and paper towels from public places to last us the rest of our lives. Hehehehe