Gadaffy's on the run (or however you spell his name). The clown circus continues, but wait. Stop everything there's naked pictures of Scarlett Johansson on the web. Stop the presses. Hold all my calls. Stop what you're doing and check out the "cheeks" and "chest". Call the FBI. Notify the CIA. Somebody leaked the photos. And just who'd take such lewd photographia? Oops that's right it was her. Hey babe if you don't want photos in the inertubes of your bod then don't take them in the first place. I'd post myself au natural but all they could be used for is for scaring the rats out of the basement. But with my luck I just might end up with a rat fan club.
Oh well must hit the sheets. Hope you found this just the bit titillating. Now back to your regularly scheduled mundane lives.