Friday, July 29, 2011

The obligatory Friday beaver


Seems beavers can get away with anything.

A large beaver broke into a liquor store in Ozersk, Russia last weekend and smashed several bottles of vodka before authorities could apprehend him. The beaver, who was thought to be fleeing nearby forest fires, was taken to a safe area and released.

Was looking for a photo of a broke beaver but I guess they do okay financially. Beavers have no health care, require no police or fire department and sure don't have a retirement plan to worry about. Not so for the rest of us as the clown circus continues in D.C. Oh what the hell it's not like it's their money anyway.

Bank fails later which might be interesting next Friday if there's a meltdown Tuesday.

Update: Six bank fails this week in various states. As I said above should the meltdown happen there may be too many bank fails to track. And these brats in congress think it's a game.

6 comments:

Randal Graves said...

In Russia, beaver stuff you!

BBC said...

Hahaha @ Randal...

If I was a beaver I'd go for the Rum.

an average patriot said...

I am sick of the scum they call politicians. I'm getting me a bottle of tequila to steep with pepperoncini's and drink some fire water it's excellent.

S.W. Anderson said...

"Beavers have no health care, require no police or fire department and sure don't have a retirement plan to worry about."

And so, corporate America wishes they could become worker beavers, if and when workers are needed. And tea party crazies wish beavers could vote.

Demeur said...

Sounds kinky Randal.

Make that 151 and I think you can run your car on it too Billy.

Good one S.W.

Anonymous said...

Adolescent Canadian beavers prefer vodka coolers; mature females would go for scotch or a nice red wine. It helps with the evening preening rituals.

(it's Elizabeth; I couldn't get logged in)