Thursday, May 9, 2013

Bologna or is it baloney and other useless news

Air Force sidelines 17 nuclear missile officers
For a military career it was like being sent to the foreign legion to serve out your remaining days a guarantee you'd never see another promotion. This was more like an outfit standing watch over a rusty cannon. And what exactly did they do after they watched the paint dry? Anybody remember where we left those launch keys?

Chris Christie as president?
He's too heavy to do the gyrations necessary to make it through the primaries. And let's face it once they remove those lap bands it's back to a diet of Krispy Kreme and diet coke.

Police swoop in on suspects of a Belgian diamond heist
(Didn't know their police had wings.) But comparing this to the housing meltdown it proves once again that the pen is mightier than the sword er gun. What's $50 million in diamonds compared to the billions stolen with derivatives?

McDonald's sales slip
But of course it's because Crisco had to stop eating there (see above article).

Increase in sexual assault in the military
Seem to recall we didn't have this problem when the military had separate branches for men and women.  

Bank of Korea cuts interest rates
Humm student loans double but the big banks cut their rates to each other. Oh that sounds fair. This is sounding more and more like that sound when you give the guitar string tension knob too many turns.

Okay guess I get the lame award not much to write about. 


BBC said...

Interesting times when they are not driving you nuts.

BBC said...

US to provide $100M in new Syria aid.........

$100M would do a lot of good if it just stayed here.

Randal Graves said...

Fried bologna is good.

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