Friday, June 26, 2009

Beaver announcement


Ladies and gentelmen I wish to take this opportunity to anounce that I have nothing to say about Michael Jackson. Being a woodland creature who's main focus is building dams and feeding my family I have never heard of the man. For that matter I avoid humans at all cost as my relatives and ancestors have been hunted for our hides for hundreds of years. I hope you'll forgive my lack of interest. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get back to my dam building.

5 comments:

Utah Savage said...

My what a lovely beaver you are.

I was not a big fan of M J. But I seem to be the only one.

Tom Harper said...

Hey Beav, while you were building your dam, I was playing the Thriller CD on my boombox across the river. You were movin' and shakin' to the rhythm, whether you knew it or not.

Snave said...

WEll Mr. Beaver, maybe you ought to get up to Howard A. Hanson Dam and help out the ACE on that depression on the dam's right bank. It might mean you would have to be around humans, but you are probably going to better at building and fixing dams than the humans are! 8-)

The Blog Fodder said...

MJ? Who? Can't recall ever listening to any of his music. It will be nice not to have his wierd face in the news EVER AGAIN.

Joe the Homeless said...

I got a kinda sad feeling which reminded me of the first time I saw the original "Frankenstein" movie on our fuickin black & white TV. Someone created that poor bastard and things just got out of control.