Monday, December 13, 2010
How about a nice winter vacation?
A wonderful experience at the Chernoybl nuclear reactor. Take a dip in our heavy water self heated pool and marvel at the glowing material at the bottom. Stroll the grounds and experience flora and fauna unique to planet earth. Let the kids scavenge for souvenirs and as an added bonus they'll won't need a haircut for months to come (thyroid treatments at extra charge).
Our highly trained staff is here to serve your every need.
Our lead towels are the heaviest of any tourist resort.
You'll learn to speak the newest area language of Full Face Respirator but with a little practice you'll be communicating with the staff in no time.
And when you fully enjoy this experience you may be interested in our other worldly tours to Kandahar or Darfur. They're wonderful experiences especially in the springtime. (seasonal rates apply)