At least on holidays that is. Or make that a couple of reasons.
House Fire Kills 5 in Stamford
Nine shot at Tennessee teenagers' party
Police find 7 dead in Fort Worth-area apartment Update Santa killed Texas family after opening presents.
8-year-old girl killed when branch falls on car
Soldier shot, paralyzed during homecoming party
Man's body found in Everett storage unit after fire Saturday
By the looks of it you'd think everybody got a fifth of scotch and French dueling pistols for Christmas. And with today's economy I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. Between self emulation and lunatic relatives is it any wonder why I'll pass on such merriment?
So just keep fighting and thinning the gene pool. I'll just sit back and watch from the comfort of my own living room. Goof balls just won't learn will they? You just can't teach them anything. Oh well nothing more to see here. Move along and while you're at it don't disturb the crime scene tape while the investigation is still under way. The coroner's results should be available in about a week. That's all for today. Now get back to work Cratchit!