Sunday, December 23, 2012

No meatballs for you Santa

Not the exact display but one close to it was this creature quite well done in a large picture window. Now if anyone didn't know the reference they might have mistaken it for a crab but it's not. This is the flying spaghetti monster with all his noodley goodness. I just love snark. And along with this I found the monster prayer that goes with it. Enjoy.
And it only goes to show that most people will believe a lie before they believe the truth. After all Santa Claus can not visit a billion childrens' homes unless he could defy the laws of physics but don't let that stop the monkeys from believing. Now put on your smiley faces damn it before the Bad Santa arrives. He'll be slogging through the oil sands any time now just to make your holiday worse. And leave oil stains on your carpet to boot.

Now tell me would you really trust a dirty old fat white haired guy in a dirty red suit smoking a pipe wanting your kids to sit on his lap?

5 comments:

BBC said...

I don't believe in fictional people like jesus and santa. I believe I'll have a beer.

S.W. Anderson said...

LOL, that is funny.

Randal Graves said...

I'm a huge fan of any person fictional or no that gives me a day off.

BBC said...

I've never needed a reason to take a day off, if I wanted a day off I just took one.

BBC said...

I keep checking for a Monday post.