Monday, December 17, 2012

Who let the crazies out?

I hate to do three blog posts in a row about the same subject but...

Looks like the crazies are crawling out from under the rocks. We barely get all the information on the Newtown situation and grieving has only just begun when some idiots just have to try and capitalize on someone's suffering.

As in:
A Catholic church received a bomb threat prior to a memorial service for several of the victims. No bomb was found but the church was closed for the day.
In Indiana a man threatened to do a repeat performance of the school shooting in his area.
In Sedro Woolley, Wa. a 19 year old threatened to kill at schools within a 100 mile radius of his town if the government threatened to take away his guns. (No problems there kid you just showed you aren't responsible enough to own a gun.)

Okay here's a novel idea. Let's set up a gun registry but not the one you might think. Rather than treat law abiding citizens like criminals we make a national data base of these crazies. Free speech is all fine and good but you still aren't allowed to yell fire in a movie theater when there is no fire.

Now if nothing major breaks I'll try and get back to writing my feeble attempt at Christmas humor. Keep in mind that any posts of that snarky nature are just satire and not to be taken seriously. All sales final, void where prohibited and if priapism  lasts for more than four hours seek medical attention immediately, may cause vomiting and/or diarrhea .


Roger Owen Green said...

Yeah, tell me about.

Tom Harper said...

If crazies are outlawed, only outlaws will have crazies. You can take my crazy when you pry it from my cold dead child.

BBC said...

If we make we make a national data base of crazies our names will be on it being as crazy is a normal state on this rock.

Make a national data base of nitwits, halfwits, and those tipping toward insane.

S.W. Anderson said...

If we were to round up all the crazies, Republicans would claim it was retaliation for their union busting, voter suppression, gerrymandering and Electoral College-rigging efforts.

Anonymous said...

Takes one to know one.

Na na, na nana.

Ranch Chimp said...

KILL EM ALL ... LET GOD SORT EM OUT ... SATI(A)N RULZ ... heh, heh, heh, heh, heh ... just kiddin Demeur : )

BBC said...

As 'arsenals' go mine is pretty puny. My two big caliber guns are black powder guns and not at all useful in combat situations, they are just for the sport of black powder shooting.

My other guns are .22's and pellet guns, but maybe if hell breaks out around me maybe they will do the trick, I don't know, I just hope hell doesn't break out around me.