Friday, October 2, 2009
Must be Friday the beavers are out
Alas I can't call it writers block but more news burn out. I wanted to do a post about zombies and beavers but after looking up zombie beaver in the urban dictionary I realize that that would just not fit.
Randal in his latest post mentions the zombie invasion and that the Germans are not prepared. Little does he know that we're getting prepared with the Zombie Defense Initative. This initative is important to homeland secutrity in giving proper preperation and instructions on eliminating zombies (remember you can't kill em their already dead). We need to be vigilent in spotting the tell tale signs of zombieism. Things like teabagger gatherings and people wearing three corner hats spouting off about the wonders of Glenn Beck (I thing he's one of those crying zombies). A simple test is to ask when they actually fact checked their morning dose of Fox News. That's a good indicator. Do they winch when you say the words "public option"? Another good sign. Should you find yourself cornered by one don't panic. Look them dead in the eyes and shout "They reserected Ronnie and he'll give you another tax cut and I think I just saw him walking down the street! You better hurry!" Works every time.
Now I'll have to think of something snarky for mummys, werewolves and vampires. It is getting to be that time of year you know.