Saturday, October 10, 2009

Werewolves



To continue with my great analogy (already covered zombies, ghouls and vampires) now it's time for werewolves. Half man half beast these demons of folklore seem to fit the R party quite well. The characteristics fit the symptoms of rabies: including acute pain, violent movements, uncontrolled excitement, depression and inability to swallow water. Finally, the patient may experience periods of mania and lethargy, followed by coma.

How fitting. I don't know about the pain but we've seen the violent movements. The threats of violence with holstered guns and uncontrolled excitement screaming wildly at town halls. The Glenn Beck tearful depressions followed by the manic glee of the failures of a nation most of which they caused. Like a rabid dog they froth at the mouth and growl until the near end. Heartless beasts these people be with not a scrap of compassion. Should your illness be near fatal they'll instruct you to seek charity yet they forgot they were the ones who cut those funds years ago. The public emergency rooms have little to no funds left with budget cuts from cities and states. They think that your neighbors can have a bake sale to help pay for your surgery. Their one and only solution tax cuts on health care you can't afford in the first place is like flipping a quarter to the bus boy in a restaurant it won't buy squat.

4 comments:

BBC said...

Screw politics, anyone that thinks they understand them and has the solutions, no matter which party they support, is living a delusion. I want my own planet to run.

Hey, bought a good pellet rifle today, I'm impressed with the power it has, it's good enough for hunting small game and the ammo is cheap, less than a penny a round.

BBC said...

A wreck on I-5 at the Spokane exchange? Tell me it isn't so, these monkeys are so respectful of life and very careful when driving.

Wait, what in the hell am I saying?

Tom Harper said...

I think werewolves are cuter, more charming and more honorable than most Republicans.

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