Monday, December 14, 2009

Intermission

This play is being brought to you by these proud sponsors:

Chia Pets - Now with a Joe Bidin version. See what Joe would look like with a full head of hair.

The Clapper - That wonderful device that has your lights going off and on by themselves on July 4.

And Bull of Heaven condoms - If anything gets out of that condom you can name him Houdini.

While you're up why not head to the lobby where you can try some of our delicious stale popcorn and watered down fruit drinks. Our candy counter is amply stocked with over sized and over priced candies guaranteed to keep the dentist busy all of next year.

4 comments:

Four Dinners said...

Houdini the sperm? I like it!!!!!

MRMacrum said...

Doesn't the Bull of heaven condom prevent the Clapper?

S.W. Anderson said...

I'd visit the refreshment counter, but I'm afraid it's above my tax bracket. :)

BBC said...

Clapper, if I'm too fucking lazy to flip off a light switch there is something wrong in my world.

Condom? If my pocket pussy gives me anything it will be something I gave it, ha ha ha ha