Friday, April 15, 2011
So what's left to scare us?
not intended to be factual statements
There's a terrorist under your bed.
Mexicans are here to take all our jobs and use up all our resources.
The homosexuals are here to make everybody gay.
A Women's clinic is just there to preform abortions.
Thomas Jefferson was never really a president.
Corporations are really people who should never pay taxes. And that's because they created so many jobs the last ten years.
Grandma doesn't need Medicare or Social Security. She always seemed to have a few bucks when I was a kid.
Teachers are way overpaid.
Retirement plans are for sissies.
Gas prices are up because everybody is driving so much.
Meat doesn't contain that much staph bacteria.
Antibiotics in your food is good for you.
High levels of arsenic in drinking water won't kill you.
CO2 and Carbon Monoxide in the air won't hurt you.
Natural gas is clean. It must be if it's natural.
Oil spills are good for fish and marine life.
Radiation is good for you especially if you have a thyroid problem.
America was founded on the bible.
You just need to yell louder when talking to a deaf person.
The blind are really faking it.
Scientists don't know what they're talking about.
Taxes are only for the little people. Didn't Leona Helmsley say that once?
I'm with the republican party I'm here to make everything right.