Friday, April 15, 2011

So what's left to scare us?


not intended to be factual statements
There's a terrorist under your bed.
Mexicans are here to take all our jobs and use up all our resources.
The homosexuals are here to make everybody gay.
A Women's clinic is just there to preform abortions.
Thomas Jefferson was never really a president.
Corporations are really people who should never pay taxes. And that's because they created so many jobs the last ten years.
Grandma doesn't need Medicare or Social Security. She always seemed to have a few bucks when I was a kid.
Teachers are way overpaid.
Retirement plans are for sissies.
Gas prices are up because everybody is driving so much.
Meat doesn't contain that much staph bacteria.
Antibiotics in your food is good for you.
High levels of arsenic in drinking water won't kill you.
CO2 and Carbon Monoxide in the air won't hurt you.
Natural gas is clean. It must be if it's natural.
Oil spills are good for fish and marine life.
Radiation is good for you especially if you have a thyroid problem.
America was founded on the bible.
You just need to yell louder when talking to a deaf person.
The blind are really faking it.
Scientists don't know what they're talking about.
Taxes are only for the little people. Didn't Leona Helmsley say that once?

And lastly

I'm with the republican party I'm here to make everything right.

10 comments:

jadedj said...

Love it!

BBC said...

If you are caught making explosives, no matter what the reason, this government is likely to brand you as a terrorist, that is how afraid they are of losing control of everything.

Join the rebellion, at least cheer it on.

J. Marquis said...

Ah, the GOP's mantra. Very nice.

Randal Graves said...

Triffids are pretty scary, too.

Tom Harper said...

"Gas prices are up because everybody is driving so much."

Balderdash! Gas prices are up because of those #$%&!#$@%!# treehuggers who won't let us drill for oil here in America. America has more oil than the entire Middle East put together, and if those Bambi-hugging leftards would get out of the way, we'd have gas at 32 cents a gallon by next week, as God intended.

an average patriot said...

The Easter bunny is really a communist! Pretty fucked up isn't it? Anything to keep their fff'd up agenda moving.

BBC said...

Gas prices are up because everybody is driving so much.

They damn sure aren't stopping anyone here from buying gas, the streets are plumb full of Monkeymobiles.

BBC said...

and if those Bambi-hugging leftards would get out of the way, we'd have gas at 32 cents a gallon by next week, as God intended.

Alaska isn't going to sell us our oil that cheap, they like those high prices, no state in this country is going to sell us their oil that cheap.

What the fuck has that got to do with tree huggers?

dana said...

I would agree to budget cuts on everything, IF IF IF the politicians were required to be strapped to the same situation and not be "saved" from OUR fates by their pensions, perks and the best medical care available.

If part of the ship goes down, ALL of it should go down.

Then, they'd make sure that all services were provided at the highest of levels.

The Blog Fodder said...

Love it. Sounds like the Conservative Election platform in Canada.