Thursday, August 18, 2011

I ran out of time so please give me your money

Are you a sucker who’d pay $25 to send email to political leaders? This lawmaker hopes so. Rep. (republican rat) Sal Esquivel runs a company that for just $25 you can send him an email. Seems the state rep forgot who pays his wages. Let's all send him a freebie and we won't leave 25 bucks on the dresser either.

Sock it to a state rep

And to avoid having to deal with the unwashed masses in Wisconsin, Paul (I'm cheaper than Esquivel) Ryan is charging just $15.

So with all this charging I'm hatching my own plot. Anyone wanting my opinion by phone mail or in person must first grease my palm with fifty bucks (hey my time ain't cheap either). I don't waste the taxpayers time or money. I really do something for a living.


Randal Graves said...

But do you create jobs? I didn't think so. Where do you think that $25 is going, hookers n' blow?

S.W. Anderson said...

There's only one just reward for that modus operandi: a backed-up toilet after a very bad burrito.

Demeur said...

Ah but I support the community there by keeping the unwashed Peonage in bucks. Ya think the checker at the grocery store works for free?
Hookers and blow? Wasn't that the theme for the very last Department of the Interior shindig?

After the toilet backs up who ya think they'll call? Joe the plumber of course but only after he donates his last unemployment check. But don't tell anybody.