Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Too funny for words

(Note: No animals were harmed in the making of this post)

A billionaire wants to create a floating nation devoid of laws. Yep, parked somewhere out in the ocean there'd be no minimum wage, loose morals, loose building codes,and few restrictions on weapons. Oh boy is that going to work out just great. Lem see. You have servants making starvation wages with no limits on weapons. You're going to build the thing out of cheap materials with little thought to minor safety details like fire suppression and architectural integrity.

Hey somebody get the script written for this one because Mad Max at Thunderdome will look like a picnic compared to this place. Can somebody please resurrect Caligula as their leader?

I say we demand that all republicans must leave the country at once for one of these floating petri dishes. And we all know what tends to grow in a petri dish.

Looney tunes


Tom Harper said...

It'll be poetic when one of those Libertarian islands gets invaded by another country. They'll be begging for help from that bloated bureaucratic socialist country they fled from.

an average patriot said...

The guy must be a Republican right?

Demeur said...

Tom that would be an easy target since they think they can get by with no police or military.

Republican Libertarian pretty much the same these days.

Randal Graves said...

Introduce a bunch of frogs, it'll be just like a bad 70s eco-disaster flick, only funny.