It appears the rotund former oxycodone addict is losing his shine with fellow conservatives along with his advertisers. Notice how I'm careful not to use anything that might have the faintest tinge of slander unlike the soon to be former talk show host. With not a whole lot of options I see his future relegated to the far right lecture circuit and maybe an internet podcast or two.
Speaking of money seems Mrs. Mittens doesn't think that she is rich. If that's the case dear then you wouldn't mind dropping me a spare million your hubby has collecting dust in that Swiss bank account. I'm sure the other millions won't be too lonely.
Then we have Mr. Sweatervest, I'd call him the new American Talaban. Hang up the vest Ricky, Ossie Nelson died years ago and the 50s aren't coming back. And I'd bet Ricky and David both fooled around in the back of the 57 Chevy with their high school sweeties no matter what you might think. Maybe you're not old enough to remember a post coital Coke Cola wash. Any gals out there know if that actually worked? As I see it it either made for some sticky babies or one heck of a yeast infection.
And to the illustrious high ranking folk of our military who almost on que set about to try once again to scare us to death with the latest boogyman. So it's Syria and bio weapons that we should be worried about is it? Last I checked Mr. Assad is a bit busy killing his own populace to be worried about inflicting his wrath on the rest of the world. But you know facing budget cuts our military top brass has to do something to keep the bullet factories going.
This being "Super Tuesday" I can't forget the two trailing candidates Newt and Ron. Just what they have left in their bag of trick to amuse the masses is anyones' guess. Is there anyone left they haven't insulted on their magical election tour? Blacks? check, Hispanics? check, immigrants? check, the elderly? check, the unemployed? check, the poor? check, disabled? check, women? check, homosexuals? check, anybody left on the list? Not one word about the people who caused the mess in the first place because it's always easier to blame the victim or even the messenger whichever is handy at the time.