Monday, September 3, 2012
The lack of labor day
About the only labor you'll find going on these days.
Will all available cashiers please go to the check outs.
Sorry we only have one left after the downsizing and she's crabby. Only kept her because she's a relative of the manager.
Where's the manager?
On a fishing trip with the owner. Be back in a couple of weeks.
Who's running the store?
We are. But I have some bad news. Due to a bad quarter profits report you'll have to leave.
Ha ha! The jokes on you, haven't you heard? A chinese outfit bought the place and we're all being replaced with vending machines.
Who's going to stock and service the machines?
Immigrant mexican workers of course.