Saturday, September 1, 2012
We're all doomed I tell you
(Insert your own fear here)
Nothing like scaring the bejeesus out of everybody on a daily basis. Best to just turn off the news and take up knitting. On second thought.
What's to worry about? Plenty.
West Nile virus
The heartbreak of psoriasis
Okay time for a break yet? Pop into the kitchen for a snack or meal. That can't kill me can it? Oh contrare.
Okay okay I'll step outside for a breath of fresh air then.
Heat wave warning
Drive by shootings
Good grief maybe I'll just sit quietly in the back yard.
Solar radiation flares
Mosquitoes carrying west nile, swine flu or who knows what?
Cougars with jealous husbands
Lawn chair recalls
Out of control aircraft
Okay what's left?
Can't go to the mall you might get shot or the roof could cave in.
Can't see a movie the theater might be harboring a psycho or the place catches fire.
Grocery store? Hum might get in the cross fire with a disgruntled employee or former employee.
Check the mail? Might run into the postman/person and they go "postal".
Oh, let's not forget arsonists, burglars, robbers, con men, ex cons and psychotic ex and current wives, girlfriends, husbands, and boyfriends.
Alright then I'll just sit here typing my meandering thoughts and wonder about who might be hacking my email or stealing my identity.