Tuesday, October 9, 2012

We don't need terrorists we have republicans

Think about it for just a sec.

Had a budget surplus until they got in.

We were safe until they got in. - 911 and anthrax attacks.

Weren't at war until they got in.

Never fought a pre-emptive war until they got in.

We had good jobs until they got in.

Had almost enough to retire until they got in.

Women had the right to determine what they could do with their own bodies until they got in.

People had homes until they got in.

People had hope until they got in.

Fewer people were living on the streets until they got in.

More soldiers were alive until they got in.

One hundred thousand Iraqis were still alive until they got in.

The budget was balanced and the debt was being paid down until they got in.

People didn't have to worry if they could vote or not until they got in.

Could almost afford college until they got in.

Gas prices were low until they got in.

Banks were solvent until they got in.

Feel free to add your own "until they got in". A terrorist might leave you off your game and in fear but never for so long. Like a rattle snake eventually they go away but with republicans they hang around for life terms making all but their pals miserable.

4 comments:

BBC said...

Seems to me like they're pretty good at wars and getting folks killed. And the Democrats are getting good at it also.

I guess it goes with having a country who's economy depends on wars and making shit for them.

Randal Graves said...

The dums helped out with plenty of that. Remember, it's nothing more than good cop, bad cop.

Demeur said...

The Dems are the enablers Dr. House.

The last war hawk on the Dems side was Hubert Humpety Dumpty remember?

Tom Harper said...

But none of these "can't"s or "until they got in"s matter, because: Republicans have Values.