Thursday, March 10, 2011
U.S.A. for sale
Everything's got to go at rock bottom prices. Be the first to own the State of Liberty. Want to legally own the Brooklyn Bridge? Well now's your chance. Hurry before the lessor dictators snatch up all the good stuff. You want land cheap? We have national parks in near move in condition. Just need to get rid of those pesky drug runners first. What you say that you don't have money for a down payment? No problem. We'll arrange for one of our payday lenders to set you up with easy weekly payments, repackage the loan and sell it to the highest bidder over seas.
So Hurry on down to the republican Privatization Sale. All sales final void where prohibited and don't worry about the fine print you wouldn't understand it anyway.