Monday, March 7, 2011

Need a road trip?


Tired of a governor who's drank the Kool Aid and thinks he's the next Mubarak? Facing a tough bill that strips your constituents of their rights? It's time to hit the road. With our deluxe extended stay suits you can sign in as Mr. Miss or Mrs. John or Jane Smith or you can use the name Doe if you prefer no questions asked. Your anonymity is paramount with us. We'll even screen all visitors and calls for your protection. Our highly trained pit bulls can smell a republican spy miles away.
To make reservations just order a cab to the airport when your cab arrives tell the driver "Joe sent me". He'll take you to our undisclosed location in a neighboring state.

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6 comments:

The Blog Fodder said...

You make a good point. Communism was and is violently opposed to unions. All forms of totalitarian government are. Since America (Canada too)has been pretty much anti-union since the birth of the nation, one wonders about the state of democracy (in both countries).

Demeur said...

My point with unions is that if a CEO can negotiate pay and benefits then why can't a worker do the same?

The Blog Fodder said...

Exactly.

Randal Graves said...

Can I get there in an X-37? My X-15 is in the shop.

S.W. Anderson said...

To carry the point a bit farther, why can't a worker tell the HR person hiring him or her, "Oh, and I want a screw-up clause, so that if you feel I've made a big, costly mistake or am just doing a lousy job, I get to take nine months' pay and benefits with me when you show me the door."

an average patriot said...

The Koch brothers and their Billions are behind all the lying. They want to break all the unions and all democratic gains period.