Monday, March 7, 2011
Need a road trip?
Tired of a governor who's drank the Kool Aid and thinks he's the next Mubarak? Facing a tough bill that strips your constituents of their rights? It's time to hit the road. With our deluxe extended stay suits you can sign in as Mr. Miss or Mrs. John or Jane Smith or you can use the name Doe if you prefer no questions asked. Your anonymity is paramount with us. We'll even screen all visitors and calls for your protection. Our highly trained pit bulls can smell a republican spy miles away.
To make reservations just order a cab to the airport when your cab arrives tell the driver "Joe sent me". He'll take you to our undisclosed location in a neighboring state.
Amenities include free Wi Fi with secure private browsing and email. Cable with neighboring state local government access. Shredders in every room. And a free disposable untraceable cell phone just to keep in touch.
Watch as your rating soar among those who actually have to work for a living.