Friday, August 24, 2012

Flaming Beaver Friday


Patience is a virtue they say and so is the case. For those wondering how Mittens hid his loot from the IRS all the while telling everybody he paid every nickel of taxes due here's the scheme or should I call it scam? :

The audited financial statements of one of the Cayman Islands funds make note of the use of "blocker" entities, which are used to help retirement accounts and nonprofit entities avoid some taxes. Financial statements for another fund note that it "intends to conduct its operations so it will … not be subject to United States federal income or withholding tax ..."

This is what he did at Bain. Sounds more like fraud to me as Bain wasn't a non profit and it wasn't set up for retirements.


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Dole Food Company
Has issued a recall for 1039 cases of it's salad.
Dole Fresh Vegetables, a division of Dole Food Company, which is based in Westlake Village, Calif., issued the statement Wednesday evening, saying no illnesses have been reported in association with the recall.
The specific product being recalled is 10 oz. Dole Italian Blend, with a "Use-By" date of Aug. 20, distributed in eight U.S. states: Florida, Alabama, North Carolina, South Carolina, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Mississippi and Virginia.

Oh gee thanks guys you tell us about it a week after you discover the problem!

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Anger Insanity and more Mayhem

Who let the Berserkers out?
I'm amazed anybody cares to set foot outdoors these days. You could get shot ya know. What would we do without netflix, home brews and cyber sex? Another shooting and in front of the Empire State building no less. What's going on? Can't see a movie. Watch out while walking across campus. Forget trying to meet your senator. And keep your mouth shut on abortion issues in church. The next memorial service just might be yours. And not to forget road raging text messaging drunken drugged up drivers. You'd have better luck in a combat zone. I guess it's true, nothing is sacred anymore. Perish the thought of going camping you might run into a mosquito fully equipped with West Nile. That is if you don't unknowingly contract Hanta virus from a field mouse. Did ya check that beef for a recall? But oh I forgot you can't start a campfire because the woods are on fire anyway. Guess it'll be marsh mallows and weenies if you can afford the park fee, but watch out for the gangstas they own the park now. Some smores sure does sound tasty if the black bears and cougars don't get to you first.

Oh hell think I'll just stay here and listen to my arteries harden. Life is just too dangerous.

Bank fails later should I think about it.
Parking lot index stands at 10.

No failures of banks this week but the year isn't over yet.

5 comments:

BBC said...

Oh hell, buy a gun and get out and about some.

NYC has strict gun laws so mostly just the bad guys have them, that's not conductive to a level playing field.

Tom Harper said...

I hope Blocker-Gate will sink Romney once and for all.

BBC said...

Funny that Tom would say something about being as I've already wrote Sundays post.

Randal Graves said...

Hanta's not bad once you boil it for ten minutes.

Demeur said...

Pffft! Guns are as easy to get in NYC as candy and drugs.

Alas Tom MSM will bury this like a family skeleton.

Boil? Just put it on a stick and hold it out to the nearest burning bush.