Wednesday, August 5, 2009

I can now prove that I too was born in Kenya

7 comments:

BBC said...

Born on a mountain top, raised in a cave, fighting and fucking are all I crave. He he he.

BBC said...

Well, not the fighting, I hated having to fight when I was a kid in a mining town. But that was the recreation in a mining town I guess, and when my stupid ass brother told the other kids that I could whip his ass they had to try me on for size.

I hated beating the fuck out of those stupid fuckers when they pushed the wrong buttons. :-) It's not wise to push the wrong buttons on me, something snaps inside of me.

It's like, "Don't fuck with me or those I love or you'll be sorry."

I'm too damn old to fight anymore, could still whip most men my age but that is beside the point, always hated it anyway, fuck with me and I'll just blow their brains out to make the planet more peaceful.

Maybe the moral is not to fuck with a disturbed old man? Especially after he has read the news.

BBC said...

Outlaw the news and maybe I would be a happy fucker. Ignorant, but happy.

S.W. anderson said...

LOL, Demeur, you get the Best Laugh of the Day Award.

Having said that, you do have too much time on your hands. Hope that lead you got is panning out. ;)

The Blog Fodder said...

Wonderful. "We are all Kenyans now".

Holte Ender said...

Now you are eligible to run for office.

Randal Graves said...

@blog fodder: HAHAHA!