Humans battle zombies on Univ of Wash campus
Getting closer to that time of year. This year however with the news being what it is we don't need much to scare us. The headlines are scary enough.
Let me see there's:
Zombies
Ghouls
Vampires
Werewolves
Mummys
Witches
So many incarnations of the dead and so little time. Always fun to play with concepts when there's not much else to do. Random thoughts...
If a female mummy had offspring would she be a mommy mummy?
Oops I forgot this is about zombies.
There are three recipes for the drink 'zombie'. Once in college a gal owed me three drinks for helping her write a paper. I don't recall what each of the recipes are because about half way through the third I turned into a zombie.
There's the Tea Party Zombies. I'm sure if their leaders told them to cut off their own leg they'd do it. M.U.S.T. p.r.e.s.e.r.v.e. tax cuts for the wealthy. M.U.S.T. p.r.i.v.a.t.i.z.e. social security.
A thought from the 1940s is coming through the ouija board. Who do. Who do? Yes who do. Who do dat voodoo dat you do so well? Don't know what made me think of that. Ah yes following brain patterns what little I have left. Started with Haiti thinking of zombies then voodoo zombies and even Caribbean zombies and voodoo and what rhymes with voodoo? You do. Who do?
I now have a job coach who thought I might like to take a job as an armed security guard. That in itself is a scary thought. I get up in the middle of the night to do the bathroom thing you know the zombie walk, and have enough trouble hitting the bowl and the coach wants me armed? Sorry I didn't take any Viagra today so it'd be assault with a dead weapon.
Oh the silly recesses of my brain and I don't even drink.
Zombie here zombies there zombies everywhere. Rob Zombie. Flaming zombies. Zombies in the military. Civilian zombies. Government zombies.
Wait a minute Wait a minute. Do I smell something burning? Is that a house fire or a tanker crash? Could it be? Is it?
Mmmmmmmmm H.U.M.A.N.S.!!!
6 comments:
I am listening to that piece of crap Paling right now She really pisses me off. All that you describe must be these elections, they really are vile!
Some folks are missing some good business opportunities here, not everyone like these stupid Twilight movies, myself included.
A good Zombie Shooting Gallery might make a person a little decent money. You know, like the carny things, hit ten Zombie's and win a little plastic two dollar trophy to put on the dashboard next to your fucking plastic jesus and virgin fucking Mary.
I am listening to that piece of crap Paling right now She really pisses me off.
So why do you listen to that piece of crap? Cuz you want to kiss her tits? Let me offer this solution, just watch her but mute the volume.
I've been getting a lot of political shit in the mail, stupid fucking politicians extolling their virtues and what wonderful things they have done or will do for us.
Or bad mouthing other stupid fucking politicians that are extolling their virtues.
Fucking idiots, every last one of them, including the ones I'm going to be voting for.
I have no choice but to vote for fucking idiots, I'm fucking surrounded by them.
Clowns to the left of you jokers to the right there you are stuck in the middle again.
Guess what Billy you're a member of the club too. That is unless you're from another planet.
Yhep it sucks, the riff raff we call politicians
Uh oh, I've fallen under that teabagger zombie spell. I was planning to just kick back today, but suddenly I have the overpowering urge to put a few handmade signs together, with a few mis-spelled words, and go out and join a spontaneous demonstration against Big Government.
Those poor little banks and insurance companies are being trampled by that Kenyan Muslim Socialist, and I'm gonna take my country back!
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