Working on a special pussy Friday after Thanksgiving extravaganza for your enjoyment, so stay tuned.
Soon you can be gay and die for your country but if you're out of the military and unemployed forget it. You're nearly on your own. What's that about the GI Bill you say? A couple of thousand for college and you'll have to find a lawyer to get it. Death benefits for the family? They look for loopholes. Housing for homeless vets? Better find a refrigerator box and insulate it.
And now for the rest of us, you'll need to tell your kids to run for political office because that's the only way they'll get health care and retirement. And if they're smart enough and even if they lose the election they can do the talk show circuit spouting whatever insanity they can think of.
Maybe they were right to block the S.A.L.T treaty. Why not just take preemptive war to the next level with nukes? A country doesn't like what we do and won't cooperate make the rubble bounce. Or how about just totally privatizing our military.? We could just hire all those illegals and have them fight our wars for us. Or take that concept one step further and just hire all the out of work Iraqis and Afghanis and use them for our cannon fodder. Double bonus they won't have far to go home.
So when the whole thing comes crumbling down the pussies with new opposable thumbs will be taking over. Just make sure you have plenty of tuna and treats for your new overlords.
UPDATE:
Almost forgot three more banks hit the skids one each in WI PA and FL.
5 comments:
The more cannon fodder, the merrier. We've now started rolling out heavy armor in Afghanistan. I imagine once we really really really start to pull out we'll deploy tactical nukes.
Uh oh, cats with opposable thumbs -- the human race is finished. It's about time.
My opposable thumbs made for some decent whacking off over the years. Other than that I've mostly done lots stupid things with them.
I don't know about opposable thumbs, but that cat's front legs are unnaturally splayed out. Very unusual for a cat to lie down that way.
Randal wrote: "We've now started rolling out heavy armor in Afghanistan. I imagine once we really really really start to pull out* we'll deploy tactical nukes."
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About one inch of snow here and looks like it may snow all night long.
I've just built a fire out in the camper to warm it up some.
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