Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Will the last person leaving the U.S. please turn out the lights?

Seems some other people had caught on to my little plan. That'll teach me to spill the beans too soon.

Fifty Five million people have inquired about immigrating to from U.S. to Canada in the last 24 hours!

Wagons North!

Note to Canada: Fear not we're an older more mature group of immigrant and we bring with us what's left of our retirement funds and bank accounts.

Help I've been played like a fiddle. That's what happens when you get up too early. Okay back to bed. Hey wait that will mean my plan is still good. Oh you didn't hear that now did you?

12 comments:

an average patriot said...

I was still thinking of this after you sent me the link thinking is that for real? That is an unbelievable amount of people!

BBC said...

Won't do any good to move to Canada even though I like those crackpots. Lets just pack up this state and recede from the union.

BBC said...

And then apply to what's left of the American government for foreign aid.

BBC said...

It might be nice, considering how things are going, if we could just get our retirements and medicare benefits paid to us in a lump sum cash out.

BBC said...

Hey, who are you calling an older and more mature group? Go take another fucking nap.

harry said...

Yep, looks like the jig is up.

Mauigirl said...

I would totally go to Canada if it weren't so cold. Couldn't we have them switch with Mexico?

The Blog Fodder said...

Applying for foreign aid to the USA would be a terrible mistake. We'd end up with a bunch of Halliburton's contracted to spend it "for our development".

Tom Harper said...

Wagons North, LOL. Mauigirl, the southwestern corner of British Columbia (Vancouver, Victoria and that area) is a lot warmer in the winter than the New York/New Jersey area. They get some snow in the winter but it's mostly in the surrounding mountains, not in the cities or at sea level.

S.W. Anderson said...

If we could just get Texas and Oklahoma to secede and export Kentucky and Florida somewhere. No, wait, we'd end up with a war. We would win, but would have to rebuild the loser nation.

Forget it. I'll think of something later.

BBC said...

My biggest concern is others moving here.

DON'T FUCKING MOVE HERE !!!

I'm already surrounded by fucking idiots.

S.W. Anderson said...

"I'm already surrounded by fucking idiots."

Don't let them raise your blood pressure. If their panting, grunting and moaning is a problem, try ear plugs and MYOB. ;)