Tuesday, May 8, 2012
News you can't use and could probably care less about
(Doing the samba in Finland?)
Sometime the news juxtaposition is just bizarre. They say truth is stranger than fiction. From yesterday's headlines:
South Korea seizes capsules made with dead babies.
Secret pork recipe worth $1.8 million?
Humm? If peanut oil comes from peanuts and soy oil comes from soy beans then where does baby oil come from? And do we really want to know what's in that secret pork recipe? Hope it's not from Rays'.
California seller of suicide kits sentenced for tax offense
What's that about death and taxes?
motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.
Wonder what the fine is for hanging a vagina from the back bumper?
Did farting kill the dinosaurs?
I swear I didn't make this one up.
Vacuum robot is trilingual, knows witty dialect
Just what I need a smart ass vacuum cleaner. Do the samba with your rumba.
Worker jumps into vat of acid to save colleague
I've done some dangerous things in my life but I'd have second thoughts on this one.
Too lazy to blog.