More murder mayhem and merriment, okay forget the merriment.
What no metal band called Psycho Killer? How disappointing. Billy get your pom poms out they're at it again.
Black bear euthanized after eating Canada murderer
Hum, maybe we could have used the bear for the department of corrections. Just a thought.
Man dies after being detained at Calif. Walmart
Who wouldn't die after being forced to stay in a Walmart?
Teen gunman on bike shoots LA father, 1-year-old
Jeez got to save gas somehow.
4th teen dies after pre-graduation crash in Ohio
Drinking and texting will do it every time. No kids you aren't immortal.
Officials: Al-Qaida's No. 2 target of CIA drones
Didn't we already kill that guy about three or four times now?
Born in the U.S.A.: Springsteen favored to write new national…
How did this get in the mix?
Trayvon Martin's killer to ask for new release from jail
Sorry Sparky ya don't lie to the judge and get away with it.
'Psycho' killer suspect to appear in German court
I smell a new blockbuster movie in the making.
What a difference only one day makes in the news cycle. Just knew they could come up with something exciting.