Monday, June 4, 2012

News you can't use and could probably care less about

Just can't think of much to blog about.

The Queens' Diamond Jubilee - Who cares. I should have gotten into the business of making bobble head dolls before this thing hit, could have made a killing. My version would have had been complete with a spring loaded waving arm and gaudy hat.

The Canadian porno dismemberment murderer has been caught. - Please save us the gory details and just lock him up in a psyche ward.

Markets only lost a little bit today so they're back to about where they were six months ago. But fear not once they hit a certain level of low greed will once again be back in play. It's all a matter of cashing out the hedges before the market goes back up. Hope you got your timing right guys.

Venus makes it's once in a life time journey in front of the sun. Don't forget to look directly at the sun tomorrow and you might catch a tiny glimpse of the black speck just moments before going blind. No qualms here as our usual overcast rainy weather is forecast for this state.

Guess I'll have to wait till tomorrow for the latest murder mayhem or natural disaster.


S.W. Anderson said...

C'mon, Demeur, so you didn't get an invitation to the queen's shindig. Let's be happy for and her subjects. In a world with too many bad people and worse heads of state, this kind of pomp and ceremony can be comfort food for the spirits.

Randal Graves said...

Since I'm already half blind, I'm sure I can stare directly at the sun without further damage.

BBC said...

They've hired double the number of teens compared to last year. But I'm not sure what that means other than the fact that cheap service jobs are doing okay.

Demeur said...

You can keep your pomp and I know the circumstance.

Gee Randal soon you'll be able to do it by braille just be sure to wear the oven mitts.

Double nothing is still nothing so it means nothing.