Tuesday, June 19, 2012
News you can't use and could probably care less about
Did you say something? Oh no not the V word.
Say it ain't so! Hot dogs listed as Kosher not Kosher. That's not very Kosher of them.
(Considering what's in hot dogs you would have thought somebody would have added this to the Torah when writing Jewish dietary law. What do Goymes know anyway? Give me the hamburger and don't forget the pink slime). Hot Dog!
Man has 29 college degrees and going for 30th - Trying to beat the thermometer eh? What's truly amazing is if this guy was smart enough to do that then why does he still use a typewriter? One question? How'd he pay for them all?
You’re probably a Republican if you drink this…
(Wouldn't be Kool Aide would it?)
Misbehaving Particles Poke Holes in Reigning Physics Theory
(Darn old particles ya just can't teach them anything)
Bellingham may outlaw introducing invasive species
(Just can't keep them furiners out) Worried about Asian clams and zebra mussels getting into the water supply fines will be forthcoming. (Ya know what a Zebra is don't you? That's the largest size you can get.) rim shot.
Silenced Mich. lawmaker does 'Vagina Monologues'
Better not be caught saying the V word or the P word in Michigan state legislature.
(What do they think we're all a bunch of Ken and Barbie dolls with no anatomical parts?)