Sunday, January 20, 2013

News indeed

Take a massacre throw in a happy story or two add to it some well spin cotton candy fluff with a dash of bitter sweet lies and you have the headline news. Oh, and don't forget the nondescript  photo under the shocking header with just enough teaser lead in that would make a stripper envious.

But again we all know that the corporate heads talk their game and slather on the BS heavier than a cow pasture. Have to keep the rubes in the dark. They might start to catch on. Take a step or two back and use both brain cells. And this is no conspiracy theory my friends. Alex Jones ain't got nothing on me. It's theft plain and simple only now on a global scale.

Look at it all, yes the whole thing. Whip out a microscope and see the fibers. The torn fabric of society slowly getting shredded before our very eyes. It's not about isms although they came in handy as weapons in this heist. Gun dealers are laughing all the way to the bank. The rubes bought it once again. Watch out for the terrorist under the bed was a good ploy. Oh forgot, it was fight them over there so they won't come here and hide with the dust bunnies. Forget about the trillions stolen in the process. Dick Cheney must have had a jolly good laugh after that plan worked. Didn't see his bank account shrink. Let's not forget the schools and hospitals that must be build over there because after all we're such humanitarians. Ignore the drone strikes and the fact that the schools and all were mostly never finished and it wasn't for the lack of funds. Don't mention that little Billy's school over here is falling apart, there's no textbooks and his lunch program was cut. Got to pay for the war and rebuilding you know. 

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. He's busy draining your accounts. All while his accomplices keep your attention diverted to the cute puppies on the screen. Sorry but you can not have what you paid for and the fine print says so. Didn't you read it? And don't forget to read between the lines because that's where the real information lies.

What ever happened to fighting the evil godless communists? Ah that's right we found gold in them thar red chinese. Not for us per say but some venture capitalists sure made out well.  Now the only thing left is to convince the world that Muslins are our friends. They must have gold stashed somewhere. Kindly keep your grubby hands off my stack while I figure out how to steal more. Taxes licenses and fees not included.      


Randal Graves said...

If you think I'm paying attention to the news on my day off, I've got a patchouli mosque in Idaho to sell you.

Anonymous said...

"......Sorry but you can not have what you paid for and the fine print says so......."

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.
It's biblical for chris' sake!

Stop fighting us in the 1%. You can't win! Join us!

S.W. Anderson said...

Demeur, past some point of stating the problem it becomes time to offer solutions. ;)

Anonymous said...

Mr. Demeur is wise enough to realise that if one is not part of the solution, one is necessarily part of the precipitate.

I just love chemistry jokes!

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